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  • Honing breath-holding

    2007-09-19 10:00PM / 標準BLOG / work / 會員可以看
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    In my line of work, I used to attend many tradeshows. Well, not only attend but also get assigned to booth duty at conventions for one of the products I managed. I'd have to wear the requisite SHURE-brand headsets with the microphone thingy in front of my mouth whenever I was doing demo's. The noise at these shows is pretty loud with so many exhibitors competing for people's attentions.

    So even with my voice amplified out of the souped-up computer speakers, I'd still have attendees sometimes standing not 10 inches from my face or person. At times these attendees would feel compelled to ask a question because I tended to spit out gobbledy-gook (no, not really) that I'd be forced to turn my head to better hear the individual's question(s).

    It's most unappetizing, unnerving and unwelcome when I get a face-ful of bad breath. These people walk the crowded and dry convention halls and may not have a handy sip of water to clean out their mouths, in addition to, quenching their thirst. Or perhaps they suffered a case of halitosis.

    I learned to conspicuously take in a breath and hold it before the person started speaking. Just in case. If I need to get a breath while the attendee is still yammering, I'd look away as if to momentarily glance at something else, or flip my hair, quickly take in a breath of air, and then return my attention and gaze to the individual. Pretty slick, eh? haha.

    Of course it didn't always work well. I have a very sensitive nose and sometimes I'd get a whiff of the halitosis. It's not pretty but I don't think anyone notices my face turning pale or green. Everyone's so busy focusing on themselves...


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  • Seeker-09
    留言於2007-09-23 8:10AM [举报]
    Hahaha I know it must not be amusing at all when it happens, but the way you wrote about it gave me a great laugh. The other part of my major was Social Work, and that's the arena where I've worked for many years. We work with  very poor people, and homeless folks as well.

    Even tho this happened many years ago, I'll never forget it. I was pregnant & had to interview a guy with the worst body odor I've ever smelled. I swear, it was like smelling a skunk, the kind of odor that just won't go away. I barely got thru the interview & on the way back to my desk had to stop in the ladies room to wash, even my face. Ugh. That was a one time experience tho, you dealt with this other much more & it's great you found a way to make it easier on yourself!
  • Janina
    留言於2007-09-21 12:42AM [举报]
    haha. how tricky! =D haven't they heard of "mints"?
    I won't be suitable in your line of work since I'm too impatient & gets irritated easily, I don't think I would still be able to maintain a friendly appearance when things start to get yucky.
  • dragontattoo
    留言於2007-09-20 9:36PM [举报]
    Oh no it's awful when someone has bad breath and you feel awkward to say anything. You have a good trick there.My friend threw up over somone because he had bad breath. I guess that's one way to tell them.
  • Yes_Tom
    留言於2007-09-20 2:13PM [举报]
    lol bad breath is terrible...I always have gum with me :P
  • ivylam
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    留言於2007-09-20 11:18AM [举报]
    nasty...
    that is pretty slick of you. you probably got lots of practice there, unfortunately.
  • amy_sycheng
    留言於2007-09-20 10:07AM [举报]
    I think it's my first time to hear your work.  Well, sorry for the bad breath, but you can't control it.  I think I'll just try to look away :P
  • estevenson
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    留言於2007-09-20 10:04AM [举报]
    Wow, that's bad about the breath. Yuck, wish they would bring some gum. Kind of like my fart blog, eh?
  • shorty
    留言於2007-09-20 7:49AM [举报]
    Oh, I so know what you mean. I have a sensitive nose too, and when I was a tutor, there was this one assignment where we had to sit next to the computer, and ask them how they did everything. We had to ask six or seven questions, but sometimes I'd just ask three or four, and trust they knew what they were doing so I didn't have to hold my breath for so long that I'd suffocate.
  • butter
    留言於2007-09-20 4:19AM [举报]
    That's a good skill to have.  I have an odd ability to turn off my sense of smell.  Of course it's not so great to begin with.  Comes in handy when things are foul though.  I've always hated working tradeshows too.
  • AsianChick100
    留言於2007-09-20 2:55AM [举报]
    hahaha... u're so funny. i can just imagine u innocently look/ shift away for a clean breath of air! =)
  • janechu
    留言於2007-09-20 2:51AM [举报]
    remember AC100's post about BO... that somehow reminded me of bad breath... *ack*

    I replied to AC100's post about the two guys sitting in front of me at the Grasshopper concert and the one guy that wouldn't stop talking had really really bad breath... nasty... I could smell it... *argh* I think that's why his friend never looked at him directly when he was talking... nasty...
  • Sorica7
    留言於2007-09-20 2:36AM [举报]
    oh yea i remember my Chemistry teacher in high school had bad breath, so when we asked her questions we'd turn our heads slightly to the side pretending that we wanted to listen to her better with our ears closer to her mouth... argg... !
  • musicnote
    留言於2007-09-20 1:21AM [举报]
    oh man, I hate bad breath
  • wendycheng
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    留言於2007-09-20 12:45AM [举报]
    what was your line of work? the bad breath thing is stinky. i got used to holding my breath a lot when i was in manhattan b/c of the subway pee thing.
  • pongza
    留言於2007-09-20 12:14AM [举报]
    lol I just had to laugh. Maybe offer them a quick tic tac. haha And if they don't take it, pop it into their mouth anyways. lol

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