Womens health concerning Masturbation

Ever just wake up and say to yourself how you wish your brain went back to sleep so you could sleep? lol...I woke up this morning thinking that at 5:55am.

But here's something that might be of disturbance for you to read. I'm talking about during the Victorian age in which this Dr. interpretes how Masturbation affects women.

"He lists what he calls the 8 stages of progressive diseases triggered by masturbation: first comes hysteria, followed by spinal irritation, hysterical epilepsy, cataleptic fits, idiocy, mania, and finally Death."

This guy was the President of the Medical Society of London, can you believe that??

"most of their(womens) diesease he believes, can be attributed to over-excitement of the nervous system, and the pudic nerve, which runs into the clitoris, is particularly powerfull. When aggravated by the habitual stimulation, this nerve puts undue stress on the health of women." 

Now isn't that just grand! lol

Therefore making it right to excise (removal of) the clitoris. ......... But then that goes into a whole new other topic...

So now...why isn't it a health problem for men???

In a sence the the excise of the clitoris made the women less wild and calmed down alot more.

I guess men really don't know how to keep their women in line.

So here's another thing just to throw in and make you guys laugh.

Mens first thought of allowing women into school was well...just wrong because...

Assumption 1: women had smaller brains then men. And yes it's a proven fact. So in defense a women stood up and stated, "an elephants brain is bigger then a mans, so that must mean that an elephant is smarter then a man!" With that being said, they threw that assumption out the door.

Assumption 2: weigh the brain with the body mass and whom ever came out on top with being the most heavy, that means they are by far more smarter. When tested...women came out on top.  

Enjoy!